Best Musician Jokes!

If you are a musician, rest assured there is a great joke out there about your instrument! Today we are going to look at some of the best lighthearted music jokes for all kinds of different instruments that we teach at Terra Sounds in Glenview. Feel free to share this post with your friends to share the laughs - remember this is all in good fun! 

Guitar Jokes: 

What do you call a cow that plays the guitar? 
A Moo-sician

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a guitar? 
A chicken that makes music when you pluck it! 

Bass Jokes: 

How many bass players does it take to change a lightbulb? 
None. The piano player can do that with their left hand! 

What do you call a guitar that is made with sodium hydroxide? 
Base Guitar. 

Drum Jokes: 

How can you tell there is a drummer at the door? 
The knocking keeps speeding up! 

Why are drummer jokes so simple? 
So the other band members can understand them! 

Violin Jokes: 

How can you tell if a violin is out of tune? 
The bow is moving. 

What’s the difference between a concertmaster and the back of a violin section? 
About half a beat and all the bowings. 

What do violinist’s fingers have in common with lightning? 
The both move too fast and never hit the same place twice. 

Viola Jokes: 

Why does a viola burn longer than a cello? 
Because the viola is always in its case! 

Why are viola jokes so short? 
So violinists can remember them! 

Cello Jokes: 

How do you keep your violin from getting stolen? 
Put it in a cello case! 

How do you get a million dollars? 
Start off with 2 million and then buy a cello! 

Flute Jokes: 

Why was the flutist arrested? 
He was intreble

What musical instrument would a cucumber play? 
A pickle-o :)

Clarinet Jokes: 

How do you know a clarinet player is playing loud? 
You can almost hear them.

How do you keep your jewelry from being stolen? 
Put it in a clarinet case! 

Oboe Jokes: 

What’s the difference between an oboe and an onion? 
You don’t cry when you’re cutting up an oboe. 

What did the oboist say when a fan called his instrument a clarinet? 
Nothing - he took it as a compliment! 

Saxophone Jokes: 

How many sax players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 
Just one, but he keeps messing up and complaining that all his reeds are bad! 

Trumpet Jokes: 

What is the difference between a trumpet player and King Kong? 
King Kong is more sensitive. 

How do you get a trumpet player to play softly? 
Take away his instrument. 

Piano Jokes: 

Have you heard about the pianist who left a message for his wife? 
“Gone Chopin, Have Liszt. Be Bach in a Minuet!” 

What do you call a laughing piano? 
A Yamaha-hahahaha

Voice Jokes: 

Why did the girl sit on a ladder to sing? 
She wanted to reach the high notes! 

What has 40 feet and sings? 
The school choir! 


What is the most musical part of a snake? 
The scales! 

Where did the music teacher leave his keys? 
In the piano! 

We hope you enjoyed some of these musician jokes! Leave a comment with some of your favorite jokes to add to the fun. If you interested in learning more about Terra Sounds in Glenview and the music, art, and languages lessons and classes we offer in the Northshore, please take a look around our website for more info, and fill out the contact form to sign up for a free trial lesson. 

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